It's time to celebrate the birth of a new year! Dig up your slumbering and buried Januaries past; what promises did you make and break? Which infants' cries did you neglect as you plodded through February doldrums? Did you make a clean getaway, or do you wince each time you look yourself in the mirror? I have a proposition for you: this year instead of handling your resolution with kid gloves, handle yourself with perfect attention.